There are just those days that from the moment you wake up, you know it's going to be a bad one.
Today was one of those days.
I wont go into too much detail but we'll just say I think I am going to have to dispose of a certain dress of mine (Aaron style- throw it on a hot stove and watch it go up in flames, along with the rest of the house)
But that's another story for another day...
I got a call from my mom and Aaron and really, I'm so lucky to have a family that can cheer me up and make my moments of complete embarrassment humorous. They mentioned to me a certain website where people can post about their bad days. For example, here are a few:
Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me.
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man.
Today, on my way to the restroom, I casually glanced sideways through the kitchen window, only to see the cook using his spatula to clean under his fingernails, which made me stop dead. He then flipped my eggs over with it.
Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school.
It's official.... my day could have been worse